October 21st, 2004

Subject: This may not be entirely accurate. Time: 09:30 pm

What Kind of Super-Villian Are You? LJ Username Pick An Evil Number 66613957691.27 1/23.140 Pick An Evil Word killmaimbeheadmwahahasharkdemonlobsterbananaszoinkdie Pick An Evil Color blood redacid greenrotten brownpiercing yellowmidnight blueraven blacksalmonfusciacrimson You Are Avatar for a God/Demon Your Evil Lair Is Hell Your Evil Name Is Count Death Fist Your Nemesis Is thetweedone Your Evil Hardware of Choice Is Invisibility Potion Your Partner In Crime Is grace_holloway This cool quiz by ezralitemikey - Taken 8904 Times. </a> Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz I approve of the choice of nemesis.

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October 7th, 2004

Subject: Oh, for Rassilon's sake Time: 10:34 pm

Get stuck in a temporal vortex for a few seconds and a few months have passed. *looks out warily* That Evelyn person isn't lurking about, is she? Not that I'm afraid, of course, I'd just rather not have to replace my wardrobe again.

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June 6th, 2004

Subject: Quit it, Four Time: 05:28 pm

the_rani's LJ stalker is drlongscarf! drlongscarf is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also stalking the rest of your friends list! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com I might have known. The rumours are true, incidentally.

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April 27th, 2004

Subject: One annoyance after another Time: 06:37 pm Current Mood: annoyed

To recap: Ms Smythe tie-died my entire wardrobe. I retaliated by turning her into an apple. The Doctors completely failed to change her back for a number of months. Ms Smythe then retaliated by turning myself and seven of the Doctors into various vegetables. Mental note: next time deadly revenge is required, *make* it deadly. This would all have been avoided had we simply made apple crumble several weeks ago. thelouddoctor is now a carrot and has only narrowly avoided being eaten by Ms Bush. Meanwhile, the Doctor's other companions keep threatening to eat me. And Rassilon only knows what barbarella69 is doing with drlongscarf. Everyone knows what tegan_lj is doing with thebeigeone and it isn't pretty. Meanwhile my experiments are falling behind schedule. Am miffed.

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March 7th, 2004

Subject: Honestly Time: 07:15 pm Current Mood: annoyed

No sooner did melbush and sev_doc arrive on Florana, than a bunch of Tractators invaded and tried to take over. I turned them all into woodlice, of course. Then a squad of Dominators arrived with their Quark servants and attempted to set off some sort of atomic device. I had to turn them into trees and reprogram the Quarks to serve drinks. Really, this is becoming quite tiresome. If the Doctors really must land on the same planet as me, the least they can do is deal with any invading forces themselves.

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February 11th, 2004

Subject: Getting bored Time: 07:41 pm Current Mood: relaxed

The experiment is not working. Am beginning to suspect that Ogron DNA is too dominant to override any of their stupidity. That or the Universe is determined to keep them stupid. I've opted to go sunbathing on Florana instead. If anyone needs me, I shall be relaxing.

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January 29th, 2004

Subject: The Experiment Time: 07:15 pm Current Mood: accomplished

The first results of my experiment have come to fruition! Unfortunately I used too much Morphoton brain DNA, so the result is a disembodied Ogron head with high intelligence but not much else. The other Ogrons are now using him as a football. I remain undeterred, and have set course for Logopolis to see if I can find a brain which won't overwhelm the Ogron DNA.

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January 16th, 2004

Subject: Hrm Time: 06:41 pm Current Mood: contemplative

Decided I may be getting a little rusty lately, what with all the running around shopping and so forth. So have decided to do some experimenting. I have some DNA I sampled from the Ogrons we took shopping, and some DNA from a Morphoton brain. I'm now going to attempt the impossible and breed an Ogron capible of intelligent thought. Should be an interesting experiment.

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December 1st, 2003

Subject: Oh, for pete's sake Time: 10:15 pm Current Mood: bitchy

Came out of Lord Rassilon's quarters (turns out that the ancient Gallifreyan technique for intercourse takes five months to complete) only to find that Pandak had returned an lead the Time Lords in an uprising. Rassilon was grabbed and hauled off somewhere or other. I decided to make a strategic withdrawal. Discovered someone had tie-dyed my entire wardrobe. Revenge will be had.

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June 30th, 2003

Subject: Experimenting Time: 10:28 pm

I've been examining the Gallifreyan genome to see how it differs at this point in history. I should have some interesting results in a few days. Working with Rassilon has been very interesting. He came into my laboratory five minutes ago, picked up a rat I had in a cage, gave me a stern look, and walked out again.

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June 25th, 2003

Subject: *smug* Time: 06:30 pm Current Mood: happy

Since there was an open position in the High Council of the Time Lords, I applied. Surprisingly enough, I got it. Suspect Lord Rassilon just wants a cheap shag, but the call of power was too strong for me to resist. And before anyone asks: yes, I did tell him about the incident with the mutant rat. And the incident with the attack ferret. He said (and I quote) "That's just the sort of initiative we need!"

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May 28th, 2003

Subject: Ah, yes, of course Time: 11:08 pm Current Mood: smug

While the ignoramuses in gallifrey are idle, I have been laying a few plans. 1. Armed with one of yourfutureruler's old keys, I've... borrowed a few pieces of knowledge from the Matrix. Specifically the means to control a TARDIS remotely. 2. I've set the Doctor's TARDIS on course for a black hole. That should keep him out of meddling in my plans for a while. 3. glass of sherry and footrub from Groddvak.

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May 26th, 2003

Subject: Miasimia Goria, day... oh, to hell with it Time: 09:29 pm Current Mood: annoyed

Whipped up a batch of hyper-intelligent dragonflies to spite yourfutureruler. Have given them detailed instructions on dismemberment, shown them a picture of sarahjsmith and dropped them off on Earth. The results should be amusing. If only my experiments on the Miasimians were going as well. Tried to get one of them to use a knife and fork - he stabbed himself in the arm and promptly went back to throwing his food at the nearest wall. Groddvak is on double cleaning duty.

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May 22nd, 2003

Subject: Am annoyed Time: 11:13 pm Current Mood: annoyed

Was forced to regenerate due to unfortunate incident with a steel chair. Fortunately with my superb control of the regenerative process I was able to retain my looks. Some of us can avoid haphazardly changing our appearance willy-nilly. Am taking time out from my experiments to recover and plot revenge and so on.

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May 20th, 2003

Subject: Miasimia Goria, day 2 Time: 11:14 pm Current Mood: irritated

Experiments going well. Have managed to raise at least one Miasimian's cranial capacity to the point where it can tie its own shoelaces. I'll have them using cutlery in no time. sarahjsmith seems to be determined to make a nuisance of herself and appears to be threatening to do violent things with a steel chair. Quite what the Doctor sees in those ignorant savages I have yet to ascertain - perhaps he just like a bit of kink. For Rassilon's sake, here I am trying to make the Universe a better place using Science, and look at the gratitude I get.

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May 19th, 2003

Subject: Miasimia Goria, day 1 Time: 10:13 pm Current Mood: productive

Following my TARDIS refit, I have turned to Miasimia Goria. The Miasimians (or should I call them Gorians? I could never quite decide) welcomed their ruler back with the usual boring parades and so on. And well they should after I cured that sleep plague they suffered a while ago (well, yes, I caused it, but they don't know that). Will arrange for a few of the current dissadents to "disappear" as I need a subject or two for experimentation.

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May 14th, 2003

Current Music: Catharsis in C Minor Subject: Right Time: 09:35 pm Current Mood: bitchy

Spent the last few months overhauling and upgrading TARDIS. Is now sleek and sexy, unlike the Doctor's clunky old portaloo. Still, it shouldn't break down in any hurry. I see the usual chaos has ensued in my absence. the_brigadier has vanished completely, and </a></b></a> is shagging thebeigeone. Typical. Shall recommence reading gallifrey and not caring about the Doctors and the ridiculous ape-descended creatures he keeps carting about the universe.

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March 29th, 2003

Time: 03:05 pm

the rani is a Fish-Eating Attack Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat the rani, enter your name: Huh. The point being???

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March 24th, 2003

Time: 11:36 pm Current Mood: pissed off

Am most depressed. Am, in fact, going to sulk for rest of millenium and work on nervous breakdown. Fricking cat. Cat sick on TARDIS floor. Cat hair in TARDIS controls. I think it got fleas in the upholstery. Head also itches rather worryingly. Not to mention, fricking plot devices. They never come out in my favour, do they? Do they? Pah. On second thought, am going to get very, very drunk and enjoy 'company' of Groddvak, who has finally stopped sulking after being locked in cupboard for 4 days while I entertained the_brigadier. Wish I knew where he'd gone. Said he'd be back in 5 minutes with that pint of milk two days ago. Feeling abandoned. Feeling pissed. Feeling like killing or maiming something. Preferably something with a big stupid scarf. Have shut yourfutureruler and davros in a very small room together. Soundproofed. May never let them out. Am considering dumping key out of TARDIS. On plus side, daleks make excellent waiters if trays are glued to their heads so the drinks can't get shaken off unless they get really agitated with all the "kill kill kill!" (oh, sorry Davros, that's exterminate, you wheeled ponce). Oh, yes, and that slow acting poison I additionally fed to the damn cat as my backup plan should shortly be starting to take effect on the idiot creature. I have the only antidote in my possession. That animal is dead. Dead! Dead, unless the Doctor surrenders to me!!!

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Time: 06:16 pm Current Mood: sick and tired

Oh, for fuck's sake... I really could use the_brigadier right now to help me sort out these two twerps. Think I will suggest nearest airlock as most appropriate solution.

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